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That's not Aunt Viv! THAT'S NOT AUNT VIV!

I hate television. Yes, I said it, and don't you dare pretend that I didn't, you couch potato, you. And for crying out loud, take those hands off your ears and please stop trying to quiet my heresy by yodeling "la la la la la," you all need to hear this. Especially all you "West Wing" fans out there who refuse to admit that the show has gone downhill.

The Right Car Will $ave You Gas

As prices of gasoline soared this semester, it made many of us leave our trusted car at home and hit up public transportation instead. Some people probably thought of getting a fuel-efficient vehicle like the Prius. But, most likely, other uninformed people didn't have any idea of what's out there in the area of vehicles that get over 40 miles per gallon.

Why Write? Why the Hell Not?

After reading Lionel Wynter's insightful piece, "Why Write?" in last week's issue, it got me to a thinkin'. "Hmmmm," I said aloud, and when I say I said "Hmmmm" aloud, I mean I actually said the letter "H," and then the letter "M" four times out loud to truly drive home the point that I was really going to contemplate this with all the might in my punitive, little monkey brain to finally get a suitable answer.

This week's Horrorscopes

Shoot for the stars; not my eyes.

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