2008 Woodie Awards
PRESIDENCY FOR DUMMIES
ROB PUZIO, OBSERVER CONTRIBUTOR
Issue date: 10/13/08 Section: Observations
Our political system is truly just high school politics. All this talk about experience you think the politicians were playing WOW.
Seriously though, which first term president had experience of being a president before being president? "There no on the job training," some guy said that. I guess in order to be president you need to take a class on being president.
One really needs to level up before taking the office. I'm not sure how one gains more presidential xp points before taking office. I guess shaking hands and kissing babies is very low xp points. Apparently, vice presidents also need to have enough xp points also.
I guess a VP needs lots of xp points since the job requires casting the splitting vote in the Senate and to protect the space-time continuum. Seriously, the VP isn't that important of a job according to the Constitution. Maybe some of you should read it some time.
I'm not sure which candidate has a level of over 9,000 but then again I'm not voting on xp points since this isn't an RPG, its IRL.
If this was an RPG, McCain does leveled up enough to gain to ability to bomb Iran.
Yet, I'm still not convinced Obama has gained the ability of change. I thought that spell was only attainable in the job class of congressman or dictator. Presidents don't gain the ability of making laws. Someone needs to reset this game.
Seriously though, which first term president had experience of being a president before being president? "There no on the job training," some guy said that. I guess in order to be president you need to take a class on being president.
One really needs to level up before taking the office. I'm not sure how one gains more presidential xp points before taking office. I guess shaking hands and kissing babies is very low xp points. Apparently, vice presidents also need to have enough xp points also.
I guess a VP needs lots of xp points since the job requires casting the splitting vote in the Senate and to protect the space-time continuum. Seriously, the VP isn't that important of a job according to the Constitution. Maybe some of you should read it some time.
I'm not sure which candidate has a level of over 9,000 but then again I'm not voting on xp points since this isn't an RPG, its IRL.
If this was an RPG, McCain does leveled up enough to gain to ability to bomb Iran.
Yet, I'm still not convinced Obama has gained the ability of change. I thought that spell was only attainable in the job class of congressman or dictator. Presidents don't gain the ability of making laws. Someone needs to reset this game.
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